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Michelle Williams stars in the new wild nothings video
holy fuck this video holy fuck holy brain explosions fuck
(thanks Jannuzzi for making me say fuck so many times in a row)

Fuck hibernation.
That shit is mad overrated.
The kid is back on his grizzy.
But don’t call it a comeback.
Been had slapping Moncler ass wearing hoes upside their dome piece.
With a godddamn mitten.
It’s been a busy fucking winter.
Ya feel me?
Snow globbin’.
Globe trottin’.
Trot swaggin’.
Swag jackin’.
F/W 1974.
Détente type shit.
Ushanka stuntin’.
Inspiration board (Cold War remix) feat. MC Ford and Lil’ Brezhnev.
Brrrr.
Ad libs slicker than your lezzy haircut.
More twisted than your barber’s mustache.
Cleaner than your new brogue booties.
Have the ever sniffed the city’s salt?
Leather sole obsessive compulsive disorder.
LSOCD.
Leaders steez out crisply dressed.
Skipping NYFW all together.
Richy hit up dude.
Natch.
But who wants to be another booty shakin’ hoe in The Tong Song?
But who wants to kick it with 20 plus broads?
When you’ve got a cockblock parading as a press junket.
When all the good dickwear has already graced Euro catwalks.
When you’re already the heart of the city.
Robbiegella chain.
Only Built 4 Lincoln Center aint swag.
Itineraries aint swag.
#fashunz aint swag.
Nah, son.
I’ll roll my trousers.
Double down on four-in-handies.
And sip my Rozay all alone.

Anon praise ballad.
The flyest fuck forever man.
Never be a shy guy.
BD on the cutaway guy.
Oh so fly guy.
Really stuntin’ when I dip dye.
Caufield on the Pitti fam.
Holden down these phonies.
I flip scripts.
When my blade trips.
Vents dip.
Twit clips.
Post dope dick pics.
Breasts blow open.
Bloggers Googling my knit slips.
Forearms on smash.
Showin’ off da mewelery.
Head hung low.
Ashamed of sartorial tomfoolery.
These shades gon cost you.
This fade gon cost you.
Unfollowing ya boy gon cost you.
I get paid for reblogs fool.
Pocket square, bracelets, lapel tool.
Staying up for days.
Basting in the sunshine.
Turkeys and sportcoats.
Holed up in the lab.
BBQing.
Bespoke.
Babes.
Qwerty.
I stay sprezzy.
Even when I’m by myself.
Tigallo for Polo.
Even when I’m by myself.
I fuck bitches.
Even when I’m by myself.
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