Brooklyn Bridge Opens, Completely Revolutionizes Suicide In Fetid Hellhole Of New York City

BROOKLYN BRIDGE
The Onion reflects on the Johnny Carson’s final Tonight Show with special guest Saddam Hussein, the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge which revolutionized suicide in the hellhole of New York City, and the day Christopher Reeve came in last place in a horseback riding event. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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